Comfort Schmumfort song is a polka-song performed by Molly Coddle at the Karaoke Cafe while Mr. Bumpy and Squishington sing in the chorus. This song was played in season 2 after the episode of the same name "Comfort Schumfort".
Summary[]
Molly Coddle sings about that she is overworked as a comfort doll and is sick and tired of everyone wanting her to comfort them. Molly says she is going to put her foot down and responds "Comfort Schumfort, take care of yourselves". Mr. Bumpy and Squishington sing during the chorus and beg Molly to take care of them and help them feel better.
During the song, Molly feels bad for her poor friends and realizes that comforting people is her destiny and making her friends happy also makes her happy. Molly also mentions other recurring characters in the song including Destructo, the Closet Monster, Yellow Bunny and Little Robot.
Lyrics[]
(slow opening)
Molly Coddle: Everyone wants comfort. I can only help a few.
I’m tired and I’m fretting. There is so much one doll can do.
So many people crowding me… for me….
(tempo speeds up)
Molly Coddle: When folks are needing comfort,
that’s the time that I am called.
But I’m getting kind of sick of being hugged til I get mauled.
Think I’m going on vacation even though they’re gonna plea
“Oh Miss Molly give us comfort” Comfort Schmumfort. How 'bout me?!
CHORUS
Molly Coddle: Comfort Schmumfort.
Mr. Bumpy: Please, Miss Molly, help us ease our pain.
Molly Coddle: Comfort Schmumfort.
Squishington: Cheer us up when our sad spirits wane
Molly Coddle: Now the Closet Monster’s wailing and Destructo’s blown a fuse.
How the Yellow Bunny’s ailing. Little Robot’s got the blues.
Mr. Bumpy has a splinter, Squishy’s falling off the shelf.
And they cry, “Miss Molly heal us” Comfort Schmumfort! Heal yourselves!
CHORUS
Molly Coddle: Comfort Schmumfort.
Mr. Bumpy: Please, Miss Molly, help us ease our pain.
Molly Coddle: Comfort Schmumfort.
Squishington: Cheer us up when our sad spirits wane
Molly Coddle: Your painful crying wounds me
And it really helps to weaken my resolve
I try to shut my eyes to your infirmary
But you got so many problems I could solve.
CHORUS
Molly Coddle: Comfort Schmumfort.
Mr. Bumpy: Please Miss Molly help to ease our pain.
Molly Coddle:Comfort Schmumfort.
Squishington: Cheer us up when our sad spirits wane
Molly Coddle: Well you got me sympathizing cause you’re all in so much pain
And my patchwork heart is breaking. I just can’t get off this train.
I was made to give out comfort. Yes it’s just my destiny.
Gather round and let me heal you, giving comfort comforts me!
Molly Coddle: Comfort Schmumfort.
Mr. Bumpy: Molly really helped to ease our pain.
Molly Coddle: Comfort Schmumfort.
Squishington: That sweet rag doll’s acceptably humane.
Molly Coddle: Comfort Comfort Comfort Comfort Schmumfort.
Mr. Bumpy: I got a sliver, skinned knee and a sprain
Molly Coddle: Comfort Schmumfort.
I’m getting sick of singing this refrain.