It’s Mine is a jazz song performed by Mr. Bumpy at the Karaoke Cafe. Sometimes during the series, the instrumental version of the song is played in the background as Bumpy's theme.
During the song, Mr. Bumpy sings about that everything he finds he takes and belongs to him, and he has to have everything. At the end of the song, Bumpy gets a tummy ache after eating too much junk and belches.
Mr. Bumpy: When you think, “you lost something”
That comic book decoder ring
Where did it go? I’m here to sing
Slice of pie, I take the last one
Watch me while I pull the fast one
Grab the sock I hit the gas
Mr. Bumpy: Late at night when you’re sleeping
‘Round your room I’ll be creeping
And all your stuff I’ll be keeping
I know I shouldn’t hada but I gotta gotta have it
Mr. Bumpy: (whisper)
That’s right, at night I prowl around.
Your stuff, you think you lost I found.
Mr. Bumpy: Grab your pocket for your wallet
Got your stuff I’m gonna haul it
Don’t look for your lost baseball
It’s Mine. Ha ha!
Remote controls and postage stamps
The false teeth from your sleeping gramps
The light bulbs out from your night lamps
I’ll find. Ha!
Mr. Bumpy: Your baseball card that you’re saving,
Is just the item I’m craving,
To my designs that I’m having,
I gotta gotta have it, gotta gotta gotta have it
Have it all.
Mr. Bumpy: Look up, the stuff you think you lacks
Has turned into my midnight snacks
Mr. Bumpy: All the stuff I take I eat
The shoe laces from off your feet
The fourteen day old sandwich meat
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Scarfing keys and follow that
The pieces from your favourite hat
The dial from your thermostat
Mr. Bumpy: I think I got a suggestion
I think I got an ingestion
It isn’t out of the question
I ate something that I shouldn’t have been messing with.
Mr. Bumpy: (feeling sick) Ooh, some meal
I feel a little bit rotten. ….
Oh, from scarfing down the stuff I gotten.
Oh my. (Belches)