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Neat and Clean song is a gospel style musical number from the Bump in the Night season 2 episode, Neat and Clean.   

The song was written and composed by Jeff Moss

Summary Edit

In the episode, Squishington and Mr. Bumpy enter the world of Microbia. They discover a gang of large scary Purple Germs along with Germ Girl and Squish says that they don’t look “Neat and Clean” at all. The Germs tell them that they don’t care about being clean. Squishington interrupts the germs and wants to teach them about personal hygiene, and he expresses it through song.

During the song, Molly Coddle joins in and helps sing in the chorus. Then Destructo and the Cute Dolls also appear and have their own verses to sing. Eventually, Mr. Bumpy gets swept up in the song, but becomes shocked when he realizes that he his singing about being clean and he is usually against hygiene.

At the end of the song, the Germs love the idea of being “Neat and Clean”. Bumpy and Squish then decide to attack the germs with the spray but it turns out that they are not harmed by the spray and enjoy the nice foam. Bumpy and Squish then sing a finale reprise of the song and everyone celebrates. 

Lyrics Edit

(slow opening)

Squishington: It’s good to be smart, 

And to have a kind heart

But if you ask me

I know the best thing you can be… 

(tempo speeds up)

You gotta be Neat and Clean.

Neat and Clean.

If you know what I mean, OH!

You gotta be Neat and Clean! 

(spoken) Okay! Here we go everybody! 

(singing) Just grab a big trusty mop.

MOP!

Every speck, every drop 

Your pleasure never will stop.

NO!

You gotta be Neat and Clean.

CHORUS

Neat and Clean, Yeah,

Neat and Clean,

No mess on the scene, No way.

You gotta be Neat and Clean.

(spoken) Okay Molly, show us how to do it baby!

Molly Coddle: Gotta pick up a broom,

Gotta care for your room,

Gotta sweep up all that gloom

You gotta be Neat and Clean.

CHORUS

Molly and Squish: Neat and Clean,

Neat and Clean.

Molly Coddle: Make it shine, make it sheen.

Both: You gotta be Neat and Clean.

Destructo: You got to clean up the floor, 

All your stuff in a drawer,

That’s what your drawer is for.

You gotta be Neat and Clean.

CHORUS

Molly and Squish: Neat and Clean,

Neeeeeat and Clean

Destructo: If you’re big and your mean.

Molly and Squish: You gotta be Neat and Clean.

(Instrumental. Purple Germs are shown dancing with towels.

Keyboard solo.)

Mr. Bumpy: You got to pick up your socks

And put ‘em ALL in a box,

And seal them up with locks. 

‘Cause you gotta be Neat and… What am I sayin’? 

CHORUS

Molly and Squish: Neat and Clean,

Mr. Bumpy: I didn’t mean it!

Molly and Squish: Neat and Clean,

Mr. Bumpy: But if you’re wild and you’re green? 

Molly and Squish: You gotta be Neat and Clean.

Cute Doll 1: You got to pick up your spray, 

Squirt your worries away.

Cute Doll 2: Wipe those clouds of grey.

You gotta be Neat and Clean. 

CHORUS

Molly and Squish: Neat and Clean,

Neaty-eaty-eat and Clean

Cute Doll 2: Because Chic magazine-

Squish: Says-

Molly and Squish: You gotta be Neat and Clean.

Squishington: So you can take it from me,

There is just one thing to be,

Here is my philosophy, Oh

You gotta be Neat and Clean. 

Everybody! 

CHORUS

Molly and Squish: Neat and Clean,

Squish: If you’re a King!

Molly: Or a Queen.

Cute Doll: If you’re a big strong machine? 

Destructo: You gotta be Neat and Clean!

Squish: One more time!

Molly and Squish: Neat and Clean,

Destructo: If you’re as cute as a bee

Bumpy: Or if you play tambourine. 

Molly and Squish: You gotta be Neat and Clean.


Neat and Clean,

Neaty-eaty-eat and Clean

If you know what we mean…..

You gotta be Neat and Clean! 

(everyone cheers)


Reprise Edit

Bumpy and Squish: Neat and Clean,

Neaty-eaty-eat and Clean

If you know what we mean…..

You gotta be Neat and Clean! 

Squish: Yeah so clean!

Both: Yeah! 

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