We're providing security for toys

We're providing security for toys is a song from the Bump in the Night Christmas special T'was the Night Before Bumpy. The song is performed by the Elves and the army of Snowmen, singing about the way they protect the North Pole from intruders.

The music is based on the public domain carol "God rest ye merry gentlemen" while in the style of a military army march. The song is divided into two parts, first when the elves are introduced, then the Lead Elf lectures the snowmen troops. After the break, the second part of the song plays.

Lyrics

Part 1

Lead elf: Attention all you snowman troops and heed the words I say.

We must guard Santa's bag of loot and watch it night and day.

And make sure that there's toys to haul when Santa loads his sleigh.

Snowmen: We're providing security for toys, guarding them toys.

We're providing security for toys. 

Part 2:

Snowmen: We're Santa's first line of defense, that's all you need to know.

We fight with utter confidence although we're only snow.

We guard the man in red who lives inside this bungalow 

Snowmen: We're providing security for toys, guarding them toys.

We're providing security for toys. 

Lead elf: The stuff that's inside Santa's bag is treasure fine and rare,

it's stuff the greedy want to snag, good luck for those who dare.

Our message for those hoodlums is a simple one-

Snowmen: BEWARE!

Lead elf: We're providing security for toys, guarding them toys.

We're providing security for toys. 

Snowmen: So listen all you snoops who try to break into this fort.

You'll fall beneath the snowmen troops your plans we will abort. 

Your plot to steal Santa's stuff's a scheme which we will thwart. 

We're providing security for toys, guarding them toys.

We're providing security for toys.